![]() ![]() Last but not least, a shout-out to the game's support team for their unresponsiveness. Seriously, did I sign up to be a farmer or an IT technician? Once all this is done, it's time to download everything again like you're living your very own Groundhog Day. After a couple of computer restarts sprinkled in for good measure, you have to cleanse your computer's cache. Now, the process to fix this would make a NASA engineer break into a cold sweat: first, you must perform a ritual of deleting save files, then exorcise your system of the game and its DLCs. Even the hardest-working farmer can't load an invisible train! You'll find yourself operating a fleet of floating machinery. It's like you've been suddenly transported to a parallel universe where physics doesn't exist, and neither do the wheels of your vehicles. ![]() Picture this: after two or three wonderful farming sessions, the once clear blue sky turns pitch black - both day and night. ![]() Meanwhile, community modders have done what seems impossible for the devs, making walk-around interiors a reality!Īnd then, there's the infamous 'Black Sky Bug'. At this rate, they'd drive any player into bankruptcy faster than you can say "Farming Simulator 22"!Īnd would it kill them to animate a door opening? We've mastered teleportation in FS22 – a feat yet unachieved in the real world, mind you – because you simply phase into your tractor's cab. That's right, they liberate $100 of your hard-earned in-game currency for every 10 in-game minutes they spend at the wheel. They putter along at the blistering speed of a sloth on vacation, somewhere between 20 and 39 mph, and for this high-octane thrill ride, they bleed you dry. You'd think they were driving a Ferrari across Monte Carlo the way they charge for their services! Picture this: you task them with the simple job of hauling sugar beets from one end of our admittedly small map to the other. This isn't a Sunday drive, it's farming!Īnd then there are the AI workers, oh what a joy they are. I mean, if I'm in a pickup truck, it shouldn't take me just 15 minutes to get from one end to the other while respecting speed limits. I've got some beef with the size of the maps. However, not all is bountiful in the fields of Farming Simulator 22. Yes, some are fantastic – the Göweil Pack and Platinum Expansion, absolute steals at $9.99 and $19.99 respectively, and who can resist the charm of the Zetor 25 K for a mere $0.99? But the others, well, let's just say it feels more like a 'donation' to the developers than a value-add to the game. I’m seriously considering making "UsernameRegret" my permanent moniker.Īnd let's talk about the DLCs. The animations are something to behold – watching a crop sparayer folding and unfolding is an oddly satisfying way to spend an afternoon.īeware of setting an unfortunate username! The game's character editor seems to develop an unhealthy attachment to your first choice, forcing you to change it every time you log in. They start off gleaming, pristine, and before you know it, they're caked in dirt, just like the real deal. Now, onto the machines – the heart and soul of any farming enterprise. Elmcreek, Haut-Beyleron, and Erlengrat – each one a picturesque jewel in the farming crown. With scenery scoring an easy 10/10, the maps are so realistic, you can practically smell the fresh country air and feel the chill of the winter snow. I’ve been around the digital block a few times and I can tell you, I've never seen corn sway in the breeze quite like it does in FS22. Ah, the beautiful, crisp, breathtaking graphics. Let me tell you, for $39.99, it’s worth every penny – or cent – for the hours of entertainment, bewilderment, and outright hilarity it offers.įirst up, the graphics. Well, well, well, where to begin with Farming Simulator 22? This game has been a wild ride right from the off. With the REFORM MOUNTY 110V, may just fondly be called ‘Mounty’, and the electric Rigitrac SKH 60 with its slope-compensating cabin, two specialized tractors enter the fleet of vehicles.Īlso included for hay and forage production: Various mowers like the KRONE Easy Cut F 320 Highland, windrowers with ideal ground adjustment like the Reiter RESPIRO mergers, and the modular REFORM PrimAlpin and PÖTTINGER JUMBO loading wagons.Īll Machines included in the Hay & Forage Pack ![]()
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